i used to be a fan blog, and i still might be, but don't tell my friends.

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

strombutts:

My friend avoid-the-shadows came with me to the concert today, and she told them thank you for making me happy because she knew how much it meant to me to meet them. When it was my turn, they both gave me giant bear hugs and told me that they loved me. It has been one of the best days of my life.

strombutts:

My friend avoid-the-shadows came with me to the concert today, and she told them thank you for making me happy because she knew how much it meant to me to meet them. When it was my turn, they both gave me giant bear hugs and told me that they loved me. It has been one of the best days of my life.

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home